Marketing Concepts
A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:-
- You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! - That’s Direct Marketing.
- You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: He’s very rich. Marry him. - That’s Advertising.
- You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me. - That’s Telemarketing.
- You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me? - That’s Public Relations.
- You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: You are very rich! Can you marry me? - That’s Brand Recognition.
- You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That’s Customer Feedback.
- You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! And she introduces you to her husband. - That’s Demand and Supply gap.
- You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: I’m rich. Will you marry me? And she goes with him - That’s Competition eating into your Market Share.
- You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: I’m rich, Marry me! Your wife arrives. - That’s Restriction for entering New Markets.
